T-hee v/s Teehee

A fellow criminal, Unantha, has spewed out something else from his devilish workshop called Lucifer Labs (also known as the brain) and has chosen to call it 'Teehees'.

Now I don't know the gent very well but in case he has plans to launch it as a brand, I'd not-so-humbly and rather vehemently suggest he call it 'T-hees'.

Here's a quick why: 'T-hee' is a superior traffic stopper. 'T-hee' alludes in a more smart-alecky manner to the product category. And 'T-hee' is a punnier, typier take on 'teehee'.

And before you tee hee at me for my take on his 'teehee', hear what the world's most superior and most objectified parameters have to say about them. Here. (Or else, research.)

T-hee
Stop-start scale: 7/10
Long and Short cut: 7/10
Story meme: 7/10
Urlabilty: 7/10
Übertotal: 28/40

Teehee
Stop-start scale: 6/10
Long and Short cut: 6/10
Story meme: 6/10
Urlabilty: 4/10
Übertotal: 22/40